google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know
you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them
you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke
me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible